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By atreides (Wed Feb 14, 2024 at 08:25:38 AM EST) (all tags)
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses.

To His Imperial Highness, Joshua Norton the First, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico!


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By atreides (Mon Jan 08, 2024 at 09:00:58 AM EST) (all tags)
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses. To His Imperial Highness, Joshua Norton the First, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico!

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Print Story Ennui Is The Wrong Word
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By atreides (Sun Sep 17, 2023 at 12:43:59 PM EST) (all tags)
That infers that I'm bored or not busy. I only wish I had more time on my hands. But, let us be honest with ourselves: I'd only waste it again.

For those who follow me more closely, you will note that my recent exhortation to the Emperor also means that my birthday has just passed. Ladies and Gentlemen (or however you identify; I don't mean to be gender exclusive), your beloved Satrap is now fifty. I'm getting old, folks.


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By atreides (Sun Sep 17, 2023 at 11:10:50 AM EST) (all tags)
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses. To His Imperial Highness, Joshua Norton the First, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico!

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By atreides (Tue Feb 14, 2023 at 09:32:25 PM EST) (all tags)
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses.

To His Imperial Highness, Joshua Norton the First, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico!


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By atreides (Sun Jan 08, 2023 at 12:05:14 PM EST) (all tags)
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses. To His Imperial Highness, Joshua Norton the First, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico!

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By atreides (Sat Sep 17, 2022 at 12:48:10 PM EST) (all tags)
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses. To His Imperial Highness, Joshua Norton the First, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico!

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Print Story You Take The Good, You Take The Bad...
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By atreides (Mon Jul 25, 2022 at 10:54:19 PM EST) (all tags)
You take them both
And there you have
The Facts of Life
Or some kind of crap like that...

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By atreides (Mon Feb 14, 2022 at 11:12:28 AM EST) (all tags)
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses.

To His Imperial Highness, Joshua Norton the First, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico!


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By atreides (Sat Jan 08, 2022 at 12:36:02 PM EST) (all tags)
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses. To His Imperial Highness, Joshua Norton the First, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico!

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